3. Trang Pak Made Out with Coach Carr

It was a game of two halves. 
Full credit to the boys.
We left everything on the field.
It’s time we took a long, hard look at ourselves. 
At Dan, particularly. 
He’s easy to look at, right?
Not conventionally handsome, but...
magnetic. Don’t you think?
Sometimes in training, I watch him with the ball.
When he plays he’s like water running through rocks. 
At the end of the day, it’s a game of two halves.
There’s always hope for the future.

This is Overthinker Magazine #3, a digital collection of articles and ideas about a world that demands analysis. 

Questions? Vague suspicions? Letters to the editor? Post it all here. 

- T.S

Pre-existing Conditions

Why sitcoms are the closest television can get to real life.

Personal change is confronting and risky. On an evolutionary level, we like our friends and family to stay consistent and predictable. Most of all, we enjoy having our lazy assumptions about people confirmed. We love being proved correct. 

For a profession whose one job is to reflect the human condition, screenwriting is obsessed with behaviour that rarely happens.  READ MORE

D.I.Y. Kit 

How Gay Is It?

Sonic the Hedgehog

Before we get into the long grass of Sonic’s sexuality, it needs to be stated that Tails, his yellow friend (cousin? housemate?) is definitely gay. This is a truth universally acknowledged. I’ve seen it confirmed on a t-shirt - and not some Redbubble hack job, I’m talking about a legit storefront experience. But do we expect to see any pointy same-sex romance in their country (land? kingdom?) In case you hadn’t noticed I don’t know very much about Sonic and I shan’t look anything up. READ MORE

Literary OnlyFans Review

Jean Valjean (@I_am_24601)

A self-described ‘bad boy turned good’, this hirsute Frenchman provides an impressive back catalogue of drool-worthy content along with the occasional social justice message. READ MORE